My friend and I were taking the train back from the city when the following conversation occurred between two gentleman a few seats ahead of us.
"Ugh...f***ing train...Y'know what I hate? Those f***ing people who sit on the f***ing trains and make out!"
"Oh- I know! They are so f***ing annoying! It's like, get a f***ing room! Who are you to disturb my f***ing train ride?"
"Y'know that f***ing column in the paper, about f***ers who f***ing piss people off in the train? We should f***ing submit our story to those f***ers."
I've probably left some choice words out, but, needless to say, my friend and I were flabbergasted. Disturb your ride? How dare they!