Thelma And Her Sound Track

Princess in white E350 convertible, top down, drives up to Pike's Farm stand in Sagaponack music blaring. Gets out of car and proceeds to shop while leaving music blasting for all to hear. 

Sweetheart, your taste in music sucks, number one. 

And two, it isn't for everyone else to  hear. Please discover ear buds and/or the off button.

- R

You Ask And We Won't Tell You Policy at Loaves and Fishes

On my way to Sagg Main Beach, I wandered into Loaves and Fishes and asked the old(ish) lady behind the counter how much a particular goat cheese was.

"Why would you want to know?" was the response.

Sufficeth it to say I'm never shopping there again,  but I may very well have an accident with a carton or two of eggs there one of these days.

-RJ

Directions to Sagg Main Beach

Bonackers 'givin it back!!!! On Sunday, I witnessed the following exchange on Bridge Lane in Sagaponack:

3 Douchebags in a flashy convertible stop near an old Bonacker and his wife who were crabbing on Sagg Bridge - one of them shouts, "hey, tell us the way to Sagg Main Beach" (by the way, without a "please" or a "Sir, can you help us out").

Old Bonacker gives them a long drawn-out look and then a snort, and says "OK, first you TURN AROUND AND THEN YOU GO THE HELL BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM - that's the way to Sagg Main Beach."

The look on their faces: Priceless.

Made the end of my Summer!

- Sis 'Boom Bonacker