I'm sitting on the beach in Montauk at Gurney's Inn and along comes a woman on her cell phone. She proceeds to stand in front of me blocking my view of the ocean. I understand the beach is free and people can sit and go where they please.
What was so moronic about all of this is she starts yelling into her phone, "I can't hear you, the waves are too loud!"
Here's an idea, walk away from the ocean you citidiot!
- Just trying to relax