I check this website all the time in the summer. I finally have a story that I just had to post. I have lived out here for half my life, and went to the schools. So, I know what the summers are like, and I begin my Labor Day countdown when Memorial Day is over.
I work at a beverage store in East Hampton. We get our share of the weird people in the summer. One guy even asked me, "How many bottles are in a case of 12?" Another one asked, "Is the beer in the cooler cold?" So you get an idea of what we deal with.
Yesterday was a usual Friday in the summer. I was waiting on people and my co-workers were working hard in putting their orders together. A woman was next in line comes up to the counter. She had on one of the typical tourists hats on, and had a French accent.
The conversation went like this:
French Woman: "Do you deliver?"
Me: "Yes, we do. Monday through Friday."
French Woman: I am staying across the street. Will you be able to bring my order there?"
Me: "Yes, but we also have a ten case minimum. But, for a same day delivery, you have to have your order placed by 11am."
French Woman: (Gives me a deer in the headlights look) But it is just right
across the street."
Me: "Yes, I know Madame. I am sure something might be able to be worked out for you, but the delivery man is out on deliveries, and I cannot ask him right now."
French Woman:(Sighs and rolls her eyes at me) "Well, how long is he going to be out?"
Me: "I am not sure, most likely not until 4:30 or 5."
French Woman: "Well can someone walk over with me to the hotel? I don't have a car. I can't carry that much stuff because I have a baby in a stroller?"
Me: "I am sorry madame we will not be able to do that."
(She is starting to roll her eyes again.)
French Woman: "Why not it is just right across the street?"
Me: "Yes, I know but it is not possible. It is a very busy road. It would be too dangerous for the him to take a heavy handtruck across the street. Also, it is very hot outside. It is a question of safety."
By now one of my co workers has come up to the counter and was listening to the conversation. He couldn't believe what he was hearing. She finally walks away after telling me that she will just get a few things then. She walks around the store for ten minutes. I wanted to know where is the baby in the stroller she was talking about. After she paid and left, we were talking about it, and sure hoped she didn't leave the child outside alone in this heat. After she left, we all said "What is with these people?"
From the people I see, it seems that when you have a lot of money, you loose your common sense.
Can't wait until Labor Day!
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