Someone shared this story with me in the village today:
I'm in the pizza parlor and I watch an older lady with kid walk upto the counter and orders half a slice of pizza. She only has $1.97 on her and wants only half a slice.
The pizza guy tells her, "sorry we don't sell half slices, you can buy a whole one."
She replied, "I only have $1.97."
Pizza guy, "well you can buy a whole slice on your credit card."
She replied, "I don't want to charge it."
This goes on four times as she keeps coming up and asking. The Pizza Guy finally breaks down.
- The Editor