Just this past weekend, I happened to be with three friends walking in town, remarking how even bad weather draws out the tourists these days to our dislike. We separated momentarily, I wanted to see if a local store had a gift for one of my friends I was with, and I alone was witness to a remarkable conversation between two young tourists.
Tourist #1: I just adore coming out to the Hamptons.
Tourist #2: I know, I'm enjoying it so much, that I think I might be able to last here for an entire month!
Tourist #1: No! Really?
Try lasting here for your entire life. One month...really...?