Thursday, May 27, 2010

Viagra Vic and Bottle Blonde Demand Right Of Way

With my small dog in my arms and my big dog on her leash, we came to the side of a driveway on Georgica Road in East Hampton.

Just as the gates were opening, a silver Jaguar, with a male driver of the same hair color and a bottle blonde at his side, emerged.

Rather than motion us "Come on," he put up his hand and told us to "Stop."

When will this kind of newcomer realize that his cheap trophy wife, money, deer fences, privacy hedges, and electric gates does not him a gentleman make.

- M

2 comments:

  1. Yup - they're back. Watch your back for the next 3 months! Don't even try to cross Main Street in East Hampton when these assholes are behind the wheel - I have seen them sail through the crossing areas with no regard whatsoever for the people trying to walk in those CLEARLY MARKED areas that say "Stop/Yield For Pedestrians Crossing". They know they aren't going to get a ticket so they take a chance. If a Local ends up getting killed, well, I guess as long as you don't splatter their silver Jaguars with any blood they could care less!

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  2. Maybe your dog was going to drop a doggy bomb on his lawn

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