Don’t bother coming out to the Hamptons for Mother’s day, the beach is closed. At least it was today for the USA Networks production Royal Pains.
And what a pain it is. At the End of Ocean Rd. in Bridgehampton I was turned away from an evening walk on the beach.
“WE ARE LOCKED DOWN!” a lady yelped at me with authority as I walked to towards the sand. Apparently this lingo should mean something to me. She saw the confused look on my face,
“Oh, you are not with us”
“ah, no maam.” I replied timidly.
"Well you can't go there, THE BEACH IS CLOSED!”
Well I’ll be darned.
I didn’t think they could close the beach.