I'm driving out of Citarella, via the exit as one should. As I'm pulling out and making sure I don't run anyone over on the sidewalk in rolls a giant SUV.
Waving my hands, Captain America rolls down his window and says, "What's your problem?"
"You're coming in the exit," I respond comely.
Captain America responds, "Do you expect me to drive around the corner?"
Next time I'm going to put the car in park and call the cops. Enough is enough!
- Park and Dial 911