Friday, November 24, 2006

Naughty Naughty

So I was driving West on County Road 39A in the middle of the "trade parade" rush hour at 5:00 PM. The traffic was bumper to bumper. As I was approaching a stoplight I noticed a red Dodge Viper anxiously wanting to merge into traffic from the Omni Health and Racquet Club parking lot. At the time I figured I was running late and I didn't see the need to let him into traffic, considering I had the right of way anyway. So I passed by him without letting him in. Next thing I know, I see the same Dodge Viper screeching up beside me down the middle turning lane.


He rolls down his window and screams "YOU MOTHER F***ING WHORE!!!".


Then he spits in my general direction (getting most of the spit on his own leather seats), and cuts me off, merging back into the barely moving traffic. I then get to follow his obnoxious ass through another half hour of bumper to bumper traffic. I can only imagine what this guy would have done if I actually did something wrong!



- Sue

3 comments:

  1. Since you were sitting in that traffic, would it have been too much to let one car in. Common courtesy on the road would go a long way. I've sat at the same place every night for six years waiting for someone to let me into the lane. I always wondered why you need to speed past me to jam on the brakes because you just didn't want to let me in.

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  2. You did nothing wrong? Would it have made you any later if you let someone in? No. You were sitting in traffic anyway genius.

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  3. Don't worry your still right- he overreacted

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