A group of customers came into an East Hampton restaurant which allows BYOW (bring your own wine). The patrons brought in two of their own bottles. The server explained that there is a corkage fee.
$28 per bottle.
They consumed their meal and the two bottles of their OWN wine.
Comes check time, they tell the server they don't want to pay for two corkage fees.
They didn't enjoy one of the bottles.
Gotta love it.